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can-you-feel-my-farts:

tonycantouchmyveil:

If you see me in public wearing a band tee, I give you permission to come up to me and start talking to me about that band

this is actually so important and so true though

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Leave a ‘would you ever’ in my ask

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nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

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